The Great Strider Scandal
Dave Strider, head of Strider media and Forbes’ number 3, caught looking at trollpornography after getting trashed at the academy award’s aftershow party
It is sad and worrisome to see his stern pokerface broken like this, the reason probably being the emptied bottle of Martini and the cocaine seen in this picture. And the behind of an unknown trollgirl who calls herself “AC”. The picture was taken before he twittered the following:
“holsy fcuk im gonna rape yo angusw ith a rkakes top beign so sxy ben stliler”.
The Crocker Times is very worried about his health and sanity. We owe great thanks (and a sumn of 3 grand) to a certain “Roy Lalnde” for taking this scandalous picture.
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Posted on Thursday February 23rd
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